Here is a lot to read - but... I don't care! These are some of the best emails I got by several friends (Hi Tricia, Antoinette, Beth, Amy, Toffee, Moogie, Robert and everybody else who did send some of this).

If any of you hold any ownership to this - no harm to any rights is intended with this! It's just for the fun of it and to give away some great laughter.

And if you feel anything is missing here - feel free to email me :-) - and surely your name will be mentioned, if it's wanted!

Notice of revocation of independence

Beginning of mankind

Chocolate is better than SEX!

Every womens fantasy

Handy comebacks

10 Things men understand about women

Here is the Problem

How a friend should be!

How to impress a woman and a man

Great T-Shirts for women

11 Truths of life

Advices to be passed on to daughters

The ultimate female fantasy

Punctuation

Famous Quotes

Fun Questions

Goodnight Prayers

The Gravy Ladle

Help wanted

The King's Daughter

Men are like...

What gender is the Computer?

Isn't this the Truth?

Isn't English easy?

More from the Mouths of Babes

Operating Instructions

Pupils in school answered this

Things you learn from the movies

Think you know everything?

Tips to stay alive!

Women and Men

ABC of friends

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

A Smart Blond

The Story of The Three Bears

Blondjokes

How blond is she?

Inventions by blondes

Three blonde Men

Need a push

Neighbor George

Never test a woman!

A new Bride

The Pitt Bull

Training courses for women

Briggs of life

Beautytips

Top 10 why the 80's were better than the 90's

Child of the 80's

If a dog would be your teacher...

Forrest Gump goes to heaven

Points to Ponder

I have learned

Interview with God

Rita Rudners 50 Facts

The Rose

Resignation from being an Adult

What is time? Ask...